THE

ILLUSTRATED HEN


Featuring Ray Orloff

THE

ILLUSTRATED HEN


Featuring Ray Orloff

Ray Orloff

Hi, I'm Ray. This is my exclusive web page. See that book? Off to your right (my left)? (Or perhaps directly below if you’re using a smart phone.) That’s my book. The story of my life. Sort of. I left some stuff out. You don’t need to worry about that right now.

 

The important thing? Buy the book. Why? First it’s a great piece of work (if I do say so myself.) Other people think so too. I posted some of their comments. But the other thing is that right now I’m offering the novel for a huge discount.

If you purchase a copy right now the price is $4.95. That’s right: $4.95! A steal. And you can guess that a guy that looks like me might know something about steals. (Don’t worry. I’m actually a good guy, a PI. More about that later. )

And did I mention these are signed copies? That’s right. Signed. Just tell me who to dedicate the novel to and consider it done.

Exclusive Limited Time Offer

Readers comments? We got ‘em right here.

  • "...evocative, lyrical, and yet startling in its simplicity ... beautifully crafted ... the conclusion to this literary journey was deeply satisfying." -- BRD.
  • “… a delightful combination of inner dialogue and descriptive eloquence … a joy to read. I highly recommend it.” – JC
  • “I loved this book … The ending caught me completely by surprise and I loved it. It was so poignant ... it brought tears to my eyes. Thanks for the wonderful few hours I spent reading it ... It was well spent time.” -- LB.
  • "Finished what I thought were short stories but became a book. Powerful. Impressive. Made me tear up a bit at the end. Thanks." --JL
  • “... an imaginative book that is truly unique in its storytelling … truly sui generis in a demented Tim Burton sort of way ... I’m impressed! I see a Netflix series on the way!” -- DG.
  • “Marvelous! … The Illustrated Hen is a genre shapeshifter that takes readers on an odyssey of seemingly unrelated stories that delightfully pull together near the end!” – KNT
  • “Eloquently written, this is a fascinating and often rather surreal novel I very much enjoyed.” -- The Wishing Shelf
  • “..an intriguing read … the book has a dreamlike, surreal quality ... [and] a surprising and satisfying conclusion.” – JW
  • “...a completely unexpected framework for the main character to move through and transcend love, loss and grief.” -- AE
  • "...It’s by far one of the most interesting concept books on the market and guaranteed to interest adventurous readers." --Book Review Gal

    In other words it is a work of beautiful prose, enchanting stories, intriguing characters, grounded in common experience and yet full of magical fantasy. What’s not to love?

    So buy a copy. At this price you can’t lose. A signed copy of one of the most interesting novels you will ever read for a mere $4.95.

    So that’s it for now. But stick around. More to come. I’ll be posting updates, maybe a few stories here and there. I might even try my hand at blogging. So stay tuned.

    Thank You!

    Ray Orloff

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